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- T-1 Grand Prix! - T-1!
- Everyone, it's time for the T-1 Grand Prix. - T-1 Grand Prix...
- It's a Grand Prix where you have to predict T's actions. - That's amazing!
- T is for everyone's favorite, Tetsuya-kun. - Yes.
We're at the Toaru Aquarium right now.
- I think we're the first ones to be here. - Yes.
In the Eda Conference, there's a theme that Haragi-kun suggested.
There's a watered-down pet otter at the edge of a badminton court.
We're going to do a challenge where we have to beat the watered-down pet otter.
- Apparently, this is really hard. - Yes.
- We've done sports-related challenges like this before, right? - Yes, we have.
- But recently, we decided to go by the rules we decided on first. - That's right.
- Well, it's a success. - That's a good idea.
- I want to give it a name. - That's true.
It's been a while since we've done a challenge like this.
- The real challenge is the one we're doing right now. - Yes.
I know you think it's hard, but...
And it's getting harder and harder.
What will you do, Tetsuya?
- Recently, we've been like... - "Shut up! We'll do it until we beat it!"
- We want you to keep saying that. - "Will you do it for us?"
- Well, it's hard right now. - I wonder.
- Recently, when we come to the gym, only our butts work. - That's true.
- By the way, we have another shoot in 8 hours. - Oh, it's actually quite late.
Each of you will guess what will happen.
The person who's closest to Tetsuya will do the "T" game that he understands the most.
Between your last name and first name, you can write ".t".
- By the way, as a hint... - Yes?
- I made my juniors do exactly the same thing. - What?
- This impossible project? - Yes, I made them do it.
- I wonder how it will turn out. - Well, we'll show you that video for now.
It'll be uploaded on their channels as well.
- But before that, we'll show you what we did. - Yes, yes.
Who is it?
- Yes! - Oh, it's you!
- It's you! - It's you!
- Each of you will do 10 games. - Yes.
Let's do a round-robin and see how much you can do.
- You're too fast! - You're too fast!
- Let's go around. - Yes.
Each of you will go around and guess.
- 10 games? - No, you have to catch it.
- Each of you will do 100 games. - Yes.
- I'm counting on you. - I'm counting on you.
- You're too fast. - You're too fast!
You guys!
Isn't this impossible?
- You're saying nonsense. - I can't say that, but...
- Well, it's normal. - Nonsense!
- You don't have to do it with a paddle. - Huh?
- Huh? You can do it with a racket. - You can do it with a racket!
You can do it with the edge of the court!
- Didn't you say you can do it with the edge of the court? - Yes, you can do it with the edge of the court.
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Getsuya-san did it with a lot of fun! He went "kyaaah!" and knocked it down!
Getsuya-san!
I want you to do it!
That's not true!
What are you going to do?
I don't think we can continue, so can we end it here?
Stop it!
How many hours do you think we've been filming?
We've been filming for 12 hours.
We have 10 hours left, so we have no choice but to do it for 10 hours.
We've cleared it!
It'd be amazing if we could do it for 12 hours.
We'll do our best!
Stop it!
It's over!
You can do it!
They got nothing out of it for 10 hours.
Stop it!
Knock it down!
It was a one-hit opportunity.
It's a one-hit opportunity.
We did it!
We defeated Pet Battle.
We did it!
12 hours!
That's it for the squad.
Thank you!
Amazing!
Since Kouta-kun said that we would do it for 12 hours,
we realized that we would do it no matter how hard it is.
That's amazing.
I see.
We want our leader to say it.
If Tetsuya-kun says it, it's over for us.
That's it for us.
But if it's more than 3 hours, we would still do it.
If it's more than 5 hours, we would do it even more.
I think Yume Moara-kun would do it for 5 hours.
I think he would do it.
I would do it for 2 hours to get rid of the water in my PET bottle.
I would do the same.
I would do it for 2 hours to increase the number of PET bottles.
I see.
I would add some fun rules.
I would reduce the number of bottles.
I would do something good with everyone.
I see.
You would do something good with everyone.
I see.
I don't know who is the closest.
If Tetsuya-kun says it, it's over for us.
We won't suggest anything.
We will just do it for you.
One more thing.
This is scary.
Please keep removing this.
If we win, we will do it at the end of the year, right?
I feel sorry for you.
Let's move on to the second item.
Let's go.
I am...
Tetsuya-kun!
Shime-san!
Ryo-kun!
Tetsuya-kun!
Ryo-kun!
Shime-san!
I already have it.
It is the BATOMINTON project.
BATOMINTON!
I haven't touched it that much.
BATOMINTON!
On the contrary, it's a story of "why is it so simple?"
It doesn't end until you do it!
We will definitely defeat this video and end it!
There is absolutely no such thing in the world, isn't it?
No, only this video is absolute!
There is only one such thing in the world!
I don't know how good it is here today, but you don't have to ask for a while, do you?
For now, it's okay.
Let's aim for a clear!
Let's defeat the set hotel where everyone is interested in!
I got it!
Then, you have to give one person a pass over there.
If you finish shooting, you will turn around in turn for the person with the pass.
I see!
How many balls will you go for each?
Well, well, well, it's about 5.
It's 5.
It's about 5.
About 9 hours and 40 minutes!
BATOMINTON TENNIS!
Start!
Yeah!
Wow!
Yeah!
You can do it!
It's insanely easy!
You can do it!
You can afford it!
What?
Hey!
You're terrible!
No, no, no!
You were shooting with your mouth completely open!
You're good!
Well, it's pretty difficult.
You're good!
Wow!
Hey!
Wow!
You're dancing!
You're so energetic that you can't fall!
That's true!
It's not like you're shooting a video at all!
You're dancing in front of me!
You're not dancing!
You can do it!
Go for it!
That was close!
It was like a low-ass jump.
It wasn't a fight, but it was like a battle.
It was like a fight, but it was like a low-ass jump.
I stopped once.
It was like a fight, but it was like a low-ass jump.
The clock hit.
What did you do?
The clock was late.
What about the second person?
The second person was also bad.
It was okay.
I don't need it. I'll get a candy.
It was okay.
By the way, did you set the amount of water?
Is it true?
It's true.
We're amateurs, so we're enemies.
If you do a stupid challenge and you're fooled, you can't do anything.
It hit the top.
I see.
I saw it.
It's amazing.
It was a clean hit, but it was a little off.
How is it?
It's pretty good.
It's the center of gravity.
I can do it.
It's amazing.
It's delicious.
It's a gathering of charisma.
It's charisma.
It was pretty good.
It's amazing now.
It's dangerous.
I can do it.
It's dangerous.
It's getting better.
It's better to go forward as much as possible.
It's definitely like that.
It's coming.
Are you stupid?
It's coming out.
This turn is no good.
It's a gathering of charisma.
I'm not good at this.
I like it a lot, but I don't like it.
It's a gathering of charisma.
Wow!
Crazy!
You're doing it, aren't you?
Biiiing!
Dangerous you!
It's dangerous, it's dangerous!
Let's do it once seriously, seriously!
Once seriously.
Alright!
Seriously, seriously!
I'll do it with all my might.
I'll say it with all my might.
By the way, I'm not going to say it.
With all my might?
Shut up!
Um, it's definitely noisy!
Absolutely.
I can't focus if you don't believe me.
I can't talk seriously if you don't believe me.
Is it impossible?
Absolutely.
I can't talk seriously if you don't believe me.
Shibai has a new technique.
What is it?
This is a bandage.
It's a bandage.
But it's strong.
It's the strongest.
Shibai, it's the strongest.
Aim, aim, and then aim.
It's very hard.
It's reversed.
I'm tired of saying it.
- Close! - Huh?
- That was good. - Kamae-chan!
- Kamae-chan!
- Good job. - Good job.
- It's your fault. - I'm getting embarrassed.
- That was embarrassing!
- Embarrassing!
- The royalty goes to Bose.
- It might not be Bose.
- It's Bose. - It's fine.
- It's fine.
- Three. - Three. - It's fine. - I won't do it.
- I'll do it. - It's fine.
- It's fine.
- But it suits you, so it's fine.
- As expected, it's not there. - Two.
- Only two of these are sold.
- Don't think you can use them all up.
- I'll use it.
- You're saying something crazy.
- You're saying something crazy!
- If you were cheering for me, I might have fallen.
- On the other hand, I was stuck in the air.
- Yeah, you were.
- It's a cap only. - It's a cap only.
- Can I do it until you hit the cap?
- Huh?
- I just want to sit down.
- It's either until you hit the cap or I say I'll switch.
- I'll hit you.
- I'll hit you with all my cap.
- Again?
- I fell down.
- Wow, you hit me in the middle of the game.
- You passed.
- It's like a blue lock.
- How do you feel today?
- If you repeat five times, you'll get one.
- I see. Five times is the limit.
- That's right.
- It's been an hour.
- It's been an hour!
- Is it a close kick?
- It's not a "you can't hit me" at all.
- Let's do it.
- Go ahead.
- Please hit me with all your cap.
TOSHIETSU'S FIRST ATTEMPT
FAILED
This is my first attempt.
It might be meaningful.
Let's go, TOSHIETSU!
Let's go, SENBO!
All right!
Since it's "kinko B," I'll go with "kinko A."
Good luck, "kinko A."
TOSHIETSU'S SECOND ATTEMPT
It's a camera!
I got a camera!
Congratulations!
We're going to stand for two hours.
It's almost two hours.
Let me take a break.
Take a ten-minute break.
Go!
TOSHIETSU'S THIRD ATTEMPT
Sario-san.
We did it for two hours, but you're still energetic.
I'm energetic.
I'm very excited today.
I'm excited about how my heart will break if I don't fall.
That's right.
To be honest, the amount of water is quite severe.
It's not that easy to fall in.
That's right.
Let's continue.
TOSHIETSU'S FOURTH ATTEMPT
All right!
The break is over.
You said "all right," didn't you?
I didn't say anything.
I'll say it for now.
Let's go back to the fifth ball and try it again.
All right!
I got a watch!
It's a watch again!
That's good.
We might win.
What?
It might have been too late.
Let's go.
By the way, let me ask you something.
What time do you use this place today?
It's 10 o'clock.
Do you have any plans for the next shooting?
To be honest with you, we only have 4 hours left.
4 hours...
It's going to rain for 4 hours!
It's been 2 and a half hours, right?
This is it, right?
It's been 2 and a half hours.
We'll still do our best!
- Yes! - Yes!
It's late.
It was good, right?
Really?
For real?
It was amazing!
The best one so far was...
It was good, right?
The best chance so far was...
It came all the way up to here.
That was the best shot.
Most of it is our own creativity.
We're starting to doubt it.
It was the best shot, but...
Right?
Can we do it?
Should we go again?
Let's go again.
- Can you do it? - Let's do it one more time!
FAST FORWARD
Wow!
Let's be happy we got it.
Alright!
Don't get mad all of a sudden!
- I get mad when I talk. - Yeah, I hate it when you get mad.
- Yeah, I've always felt bad about it. - Alright!
I really like the top part.
- Whoa! - Look at him messing with it!
He's messing with youth.
FAST FORWARD
- Let's do it! - Whoa!
FAST FORWARD
Wow!
- You should have done it earlier! - I wasn't doing it!
You could have shown us earlier!
I didn't know it would end like this!
- We have three hours left. - Three hours.
If you can't do it by 9, I'll kick you out of the show.
I'll be ruined...
- So you'll kick me out whenever you can? - I'll be ruined...
- I'll kick you. - I'll kick you.
If you do that, I'll edit the video with all my might.
- I see. - Yeah!
- The E-ONE Grand Prix is over! - It's over!
- What? - Okay!
- Okay, challenge complete! - That was great!
- You're the best! - You're the best leader!
- You're no match for the squad! - I'm glad you did it.
- I'm glad you're the leader who gives us motivation. - You're the leader!
- Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! - What? What? What?
- This was the most fun of all of our T-1 Grand Prix predictions. - I can't give up.
- T-1 Grand Prix? Isn't it B-1? - No, it's T-1.
- Today is Tecchan-1 Grand Prix. - Tecchan-1 Grand Prix!
- Actually, the water over there... - Yes?
- Compared to the water Kadaage-kun poured in, it's a lot more important. - It doesn't fall down, does it?
- It really doesn't fall down, does it? - By the way, the five of us...
- ...decided not to clear it. - What?!
- Well... - What?!
- We were like, "Oh, it's okay if there's this much water in it." - We were serious about it.
- So, when it fell down... - Watch out!
- It was like that, right? - When we cleared it, we were like, "Isn't the length not enough?"
- When it first fell down... - Watch out!
- It was so hard that I panicked.
- In the middle of it? - Yeah, I was hungry.
- In the past, when it was too early... - Yeah.
- I thought, "Yeah, you're right," but... - Yeah.
- It's been over an hour and you're still like, "Watch out!" - Yeah.
That's a long time.
We're not the kind of people who say, "Let's do our best until the end"
- in a show like "This is impossible," right? - Yeah.
- We're not like that. - I thought so.
- But today... - We're gonna do it!
- Today...
- I've misunderstood another badminton project. - Yeah.
- That's why it's too simple. - Yeah.
If we screw up in the middle of this project,
- we're gonna go back to 10 years ago. - Oh!
- Think about it. - You're the leader.
- Motivational leader. - Motivational leader.
- Am I a motivational leader? - Yeah.
- I thought it was weird for Tetsuya... - Yeah.
- But this time, everyone's following Tetsuya's orders. - Yeah.
- They're not complaining. - Yeah.
- If it's just Tetsuya... - Tetsuya's rules don't actually work.
- By the way, we cleared "squat." - Oh, that's...
- I wonder what kind of water "squat" is. - Yeah.
- "Squat"? "Squat," right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- "Squat" is... - Not this one. - Oh, you scared me!
- Is "rockste" "squat"? - No, no, no!
- That was "squat." - Thank you!
- How was it? - Huh? "How was it?" Huh?
- He's our regular colleague. - Isn't it like this?
- Yeah, it's like this. - Yeah.
- He's doing it. - Yeah.
- We decided not to give up, so we finished it. - Oh, I see!
- I thought we'd lose because we couldn't beat you. - No, no, no!
- It doesn't matter. - We didn't win or lose.
- But this time, it's "teabag ramp." - Yeah.
- Do you want to go home already? - What will you do, leader?
- Can we go home? - Wait a minute.
- Let's reduce the water and beat you up. - No, no, no!
- We can't go home after seeing that, can we? - Let's do it!
- We know you're asking for help, leader. - Let me go.
- I didn't know there was such a thing in this project! - I'll let my guard down while playing sports!
- I hope you all learned a lot about "teabag ramp." Thank you! - Thank you!
- I think it's uploaded normally. - Oh, I see!
- Please go watch it! - Please go watch it!
- I hope you learned once again that a leader's voice can change a team's mood.
- That's it for "teabag ramp."
- We won't do it until we beat you up, so please watch it until the end! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Teabag Ramp